People in India getting this weird illness these days called offensiveness. Yes, they are getting offended at everything. It's like half of the India is jobless who starts getting offended at everything they hear or see.
This little over about a month ago, people were supporting Charlie Hebdo, everybody had their status updates on Facebook/Twitter, "Je Suis Charlie".
And, France is allowed to say whatever they want. But NO, if you're in India you better watch out, huh. Don't you dare angry Indians.
I mean,you can't say anything,you can't put a video, you can't tweet without somebody getting offended.It's so crazy! I know, you must be thinking what is she saying? It is such a sensitive topic how can she say that? But c'mon let's be real. Have you ever had a successful status update or ever said anything without the other person getting offended?
Okay, what about the AIB Roast. I liked it. Yes, here, I said it. I loved the Roast. It was amazing. It was funny, and no, not because of the abusive language but seriously it was funny I mean it is a roast. Roast means 'humorously humiliating someone with well-timed joke' What more do you expect? But no, half of this country's population got offended without even knowing what is a roast.
Especially parents and religious people. They got so sick. I felt so bad. I was talking to someone's parents and they were like 'this video is not appropriate, the language is vulgar, it is so cruel what if my young son watches this?'
And, I was like 'he is not supposed too, it's on YouTube not on cartoon network. okay?'
Parents, a little heads up there internet is a terrible baby-sitter. Yes, terrible baby-sitter. I am just sayin'.
Yesterday, I was talking to this man and he said 'with great comedy, comes great responsibility'. And, I am like what are you saying? Calm down, Uncle. With great comedy, comes lol, lmao. That's it. Just watch the show and go home. But he said 'no, what I am trying to say is you need to show some responsible comedy and I was like 'no, what I am trying to say is you need to be a responsible parents'. Instead of giving your six year old an iPad, if you spend some time with him he'll know what he is should be involved in.
And, the religious people, they were crying. 'your jokes hurt my religious sentiments'. And, I am here thinking only thing offensive about religion is you letting something a human being said, affect your faith with god.
And, who made you god's bouncer? Who gave you this job? I mean if god doesn't like a joke he will let us know, believe me, he will.
People look so ridiculous defending god. They are like ' oh, these comedians making jokes about you, but don't worry god, I am here. I will protect you. God be like yo guys! just chill. Calm down, dude. Calm down. I am god. I don't need you to take a stand for me.
But jokes apart, if you're getting offended you are not doing enough with your life. And yes, I am maybe wrong about this. Maybe the truth is totally opposite of what I said. But this is my opinion.
I think India is like a crowded train. There are so many people here with different cultures,languages and beliefs.and if you are travelling by train in India there's always space for one more guy.Just one more. And right now, comedy is that guy. He's not asking you to like him. He's just saying move a little and give him a seat.
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